I hope I never get Wernicke's Aphasia

Examiner:

How are you today, Mrs. A.?

Patient:

Yes

Examiner:

Have I ever tested you before

Patient:

No, I mean I haven’t.

Examiner:

Can you tell me what your name is?

Patient:

No, I don’t I … right I’m right now here

Examiner:

What is your address?

Patient:

I could if I can help these this like you know… to 
make it. We are seeing for him. That is my father.

Linguistics has opened my eyes to a bundle of diseases that I never want to obtain. Brain damage sucks!